The Girlie’s car has had a problem with its front seats for about a year and I have finally gotten round to trying to fix them.
So I just want to know why is it…
That if us men have to do all the DIY stuff…
And God is so clever…
Why didn’t he give men three arms so that we hold the bodged up bit in place whilst holding the seat foam out of the way whilst still being able to screw it up?
In my book, the fact that men only have two arms is proof positive of the non-existence of God!
And, as for that Darwin chap…
If men are constantly evolving….
Why haven’t we developed fingers 15 inches long…..
And shaped like needle nose pliers…
And magnetic, as well…
I always thought that Darwin was suspect…
Us being descended from apes and all that….
Let me tell you, the guy who designed the seats on a VW Polo…
Makes your average Ape look like Bluddy Einstein!
Sorry, rant over!
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P.S. If you own a VW Polo and the seat catches fail. Don’t bother thinking about the merest possibility of even considering replacing them. The things aren’t designed to be fixed. You’re better off throwing the car away and walking to work!
Probably be less stressful!
All the best
